Three former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade. Their biggest hurdle was the teacher’s insistence on no baby talk. “You need to use ‘big people’ words” she would always remind them.
She asked Wendy what she had done over the weekend.
“I went to visit my Nana”
“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!”
She then asked Joey what he had done and Joey replied “I took a ride on a choo-choo.”
The teacher said “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN, use big people words!”
Then she asked little Johnny what he had done and Johnny said “I read a book.”
“That’s wonderful! What book did you read?”
Little Johnny thought about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said “Winnie The Sh*t.”
Little Johnny was sent to corner for the rest of the day.
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