We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘Senior Special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
“Sounds good,” my wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs.”
“Then I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte”, the waitress told her.
“You mean I’d have to pay more for not taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously.
“Yes,” the waitress answered.
“I’ll take the special then” my wife said.
“How do you want your eggs?” the waitress asked my wife.
“Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
A good reminder to all of us: never mess with senior citizens!
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